The speed of gay

Fastest possibly human speed. Commonly exhibited when running to one’s tv to watch the latest episode of drag race

I came at the speed of gay

by Cottagecore4 November 16, 2018

speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.

The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

Speed hold

A speed hold is when someone on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) talks to someone who might not be on speed. The speed user will talk about random stuff they saw on television or read on the internet or sometimes chemistry and mathematics and more. Maybe talking about cartoons.

Tyler: Did you see the Simpsons episode where Carl goes searching for his roots and ancestry? *continues to talk.

Steve: Too much talking! I'm stuck in a speed hold!

by CognitiveFuel April 9, 2023

speed wobbles

When a skateboard begins to tightly swerve back and forth from left to right with increasing velocity until the skateboard begins to undulate so rapidly that the rider is usually thrown from the board.

I was doing some downhill skateboarding and I went so fast that I got the speed wobbles and got pitched into the street.

by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007

speed stick

ramming you flesh torpedo into a lubricated armpit ... back and fourth, back and fourth

As in never speed stick non shaved pits unless you want brillo dick!

by T-Strom June 25, 2008

speed bonus

The act of ripping off the self-checkout lane by pretending to scan some of your items.

Hey babe, I bought this cherry pie for 3 dollars and got this carton of ice cream for free as a speed bonus.

by Kevin Rocks August 1, 2009

Speed is key!

A phrase used by Jacksepticeye, a youtube gamer, when going fast or wanting to go fast.

Jack: Up the giant ramp Betty!! SPEED IS KEY!!!

by Grizzlolol August 31, 2016