SKETCHING

It's the feeeling you felt, a second after you felt you did something wrong and not knowing what going on..

"hey man, whatch'a shetching for!"

by mvet November 7, 2003

Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)

A sexual virus that becomes entwined into your DNA. It only affects males in a negative way, but females may enjoy having this virus. When a male contracts SBV, he involuntarily prematurely ejaculates, he cums almost instantaneously. While this trait is not preferred by males, females can enjoy this because they will experience multiple orgasms in a short span of time.

Clark: Thank God you have Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)too.
Jane: Yeah, because you finished soon... faster than a speeding bullet.
(Superman then ripped her in half)

by Zach P. August 17, 2006

Speelingitis

A rare and serious disease that plagues high school students who cannot spell words correctly.

The way someone infected with speelingitis would spell:

I hove Spellllllliiingggitis.

by speelingitis May 29, 2010

screeching scrotum

when you scratch you balls too much and it causes then to be rubbed raw

last night after masterbating i scratched my balls so much i had a screeching scrotum

by robert The Dood October 23, 2017

Sketching

Something really suspicious or out of the ordinary

Person 1- we finna smoke these blunts out front.
Person 2-foreal cuz? That’s sketchy. What if the po-po pull up or get called?
Person 1-chill bro. Don’t be sketching out or feel weird. I smoke out here all the time.

by GeekedUp420 June 28, 2018

Screeching

Most effective sound to make when you stub your toe.

Me: *walks around the kitchen island, slamming my foot straight into the leg of the metal stool
Also me: SCREECH

Mom: there she goes again, screeching at her foot

by GreyBlueSkxs May 28, 2020

Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.

e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.

by Barely Managing February 13, 2023