spanish oven

Similar to a Dutch oven, this is when a girl queaf and pulls the blankets over your head.

That bitch just gave me a Spanish oven

by KingLouieJr August 21, 2016

Spandicap

A person who can only be described as a spastic and mentally handicapped.

Look at that spandicap running around eating a pritt stick like it's a snow cone.

by Hearseespeak September 2, 2016

spanish kissing

Sung in Steely Dan's "I Got The News," it's basically cunnilingus.

"Some night, huh? I clearly remember that spanish kissing I did ya."

by Lancastertypeface December 1, 2017

spanish dribble

The resulting pregnancy that can occur after oral sex is preformed if the woman sneezes into her pelvic region.

This girl was giving me head and *achoo* Spanish dribble all over herself!

by Dribble baby May 28, 2019

spanish rodeo

When you blindfold a girl and you're almost about to come, get a pillow and pull up the blindfold. Whenever you're done with this, come in her eyes pull the blindfold back down quickly. Now wave the pillow side to side and look how she is jumping like a bull.

Last night I did a spanish rodeo on my Asian girl, she jumped around like crazy.

by DutchAsianFocker August 10, 2017

Spanish Heartburn

Def: when your pants are too tight and stick up your ass

Professor Angler’s Spanish heartburn was very obvious every time he wrote on the black board.

by “The Gurns” November 10, 2018

spanish kiss

A french kiss using suction during the withdrawal of the tongue.

see...french kiss

"Spanish kissin...see it glisten" I Got The News

by korgwm November 1, 2007