Butt smuggling the midnight salami

sex

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015

salami drop

The act of banging a woman really, really hard.

Yo, I put the salami drop on dat bitch!

by Wonnmeister May 6, 2005

Stroking the salami

Synonym for masturbation

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"

by Zaks June 11, 2007

Unleashin the salami

A romantic way to pleasure the ladies.

She was being cold to me so i unleashed the salami and slapped that bitch.

by Hey wookie...what? scott ur gay! AHAHAH scott gay plx February 27, 2004

Solari

A beautiful, gifted, and the most loveliest girl you will ever meet.

She is extremely competitive, but that's what drives her to reach her goals in life. She is a dedicated and loyal person, who would do anything for her friends

"Who's that?"
"That's Solari! The most cutest person on the planet!"
"I've got to get her number"

by dixxychix December 29, 2013

salami sling

Really tight speedo's worn by fat males or metrosexuals hoping to attract another male.

You could see his nuts hanging out in that salami sling.

by Matt Frankenfield May 13, 2006

salami rocket

1. A rocket powered by salami and blackpowder on the popular show Mythbusters.
2. A not-so-clever name for one's penis.

1. Dude, did you see Mythbusters? They launched a salami rocket!
2. I'd love to launch my salami rocket at her.

by hyneman August 13, 2008