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Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.
“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020
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I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

by Bill Bill May 24, 2018
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Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.
Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
by bek1966 May 22, 2019
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someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021
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purse soil

The debris that accumulates along the bottom of a women's purse that over time simulate the decomposition process and thus creatings it's own compost. Examples of items that create this nastiness are as follows : Tobacco, make-up, gum/ gum wrappers, and papers, coins, tangled up jewelry, unwrapped tampons, bottle caps, safety pins, pencil shavings, leaking pens, broken finger nails, etc.
"I better clean out my purse, I feel it starting to get heavier with purse soil, disgusting! "
Or Better yet, for educational purposes, I should conduct a little homemade study and science experiment by throwing a few flower seeds inside the purse and let's see what happens." LOL!
by Cuntstina June 11, 2019
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Diggin' that untoiled soil

Damn that boy was diggin' that untoiled soil last weekend!
by Kitty_Titties June 5, 2015
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Soiled

Similar to "pissed", it's a slang term for getting very drunk. Most commonly used in West, Central Scotland. Other similar terms include sozzled, steamin', and sloshed.
"Aidan was heavily soiled last night, so he really struggled to complete the 21km run today"
by Straight In, No Kissing! June 1, 2022
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