Out-Sober

To out perform someone who is more drunk than you, in a contest they would have won if you were on equal levels of drunkenness.

I got out-sobered in ping-pong. If I hadn't had that triple shot of Jack, that bitch would have gone home in a body bag.

by Ara-Takashi February 27, 2011

Alberta Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana, alcohol and cocaine.

“No thanks,” Dorien said as Cheefy pulled out the needles, “I’m Alberta sober this month!”

by Cheeefy January 11, 2022

sober as a duck

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck

by millzzzzz March 27, 2022

sober irishman

A mythical creature that only exists in legends and is often seen by drunking irishman.

Used by irish parents to scare their kids.

see irish

If you keep acting that way, you are going to grow up and become sober!

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 26, 2003

Sober Sunday

After an entire week of non-stop partying, sunday is a day set aside for sleeping in and recovering so that you can go out and do it again the next week.

Friend 1: What did you do last week?
Friend 2: Got drunk.
Friend 1: What are you doing today?
Friend 2: Its Sober Sunday. So sleeping and recovering so i can get drunk tomorrow.

by lfshein January 22, 2010

drug sober

the state obtained from not consuming narcotics, due to lack of availability or lack of interest, however, consumption of alcohol may have occurred.

John: "You alright mate?"
Tim : "yeah, had a few beers but I'm drug sober man"

by Nick Flanagan December 16, 2007

Sober Party

A term for a party that doesn't involve alcohol, usually before an event you can't go drunk to.

John: So is there a party before prom?
Sean: Yeah but it's a sober party, they're kicking kids out of school if you go to prom drunk.

by Wiley912 April 30, 2009