Pullin' a Smitty

To get a massive stiffy at an inappropriate time.

"Dang, shoulda seen Shea the other day, he was Pullin' a Smitty when that little boy crashed his bike."

by SaveMeFromSmitty February 16, 2014

chelsea darlene smitson

Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.

Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!

by Petty.bitch May 30, 2018

smittyverse

1. The 25 foot radius in any direction from a smitty. Most often encountered around coffee machines and counter strike servers.
2. A specific state of mind or plane of exsistance that generates intensity and accelerates the outcome of any given situation good or bad.

The Smitty: "Ok fellas, its not rocket science, now lets see some results."

D00d 1: "Jesus, things just move alot faster in the smittyverse."
D00d 2: "Yeah, but we're out of coffee and i feel really stupid now for some reason..."

by OPi3 March 3, 2004

smithtown

located on long island, smithtown is 99% white, even though about 40% of the kids try to dress like theyre from a ghetto. another 30% are the sterotypical emo kids who say they are unique, but theyre all in photo club and all shop in thrift stores, not because theyre poor, but because its the cool thing. the other 30% are preppy or just normal dressing people.
there is not much to do in smithtown. most people just smoke weed all day, and complain about how boring smithtown is. the other people actually look around, and realize there is a decent amount of stuff to do.

emo kid 1- "ugh 1 cant believe th3r3 are no thrift st0res in smithtown."
emo kid 2 - "l0l yeah i kn0ww, lets go smoke."
normal kid- "SHUT UP SHUT UP"

by smithtown is pretty good October 25, 2005

smitten

adjective: describes the feeling one receives whenever they think about or are with someone who makes them ridiculously happy. The experience of satisfaction with someone you're falling in love with. Often usued in the same sentence with the word kitten.

I heard that Beth is smitten with that kid Ryan Gipson.

by bethani zev December 14, 2008

Salty Spittoon

The act of blowing your load into a water bottle.

dude i just made a salty spittoon, wanna dump it on my brother?

by sausageking69 March 18, 2011

smitten

to be falling in love with someboby;or already being in love with someone

castle and beckett are smitten with each other

by t.v.lover July 6, 2010