smarts

What women laughably claim to be looking for in a man, when really all they're looking for is muscles and $$$$$

"Yeah, I want a man with smarts."
Yeah, my asshole

by Adrian January 20, 2006

Smart

1)Tastefull/Posh. (coined in America)

2)Trim/Slender. (coined in Japan)

1)On some seasons, Gucci is the smartest thing to wear.

2)In order to be a model, you have to be smart.

by Allaiyah June 25, 2004

Girl#1: There's 12 planets

Girl#2: Shut Up smartness

by Mila K April 12, 2008

Art Art Smit's brother; not as well-to-do, but tries to claim he is smarter because he is older.

See also Snart Snart Smit.

"There's Art Art Smit and Smart Smart Smit, maybe you can be Snart Snart Smit!"

by looch May 12, 2003

Described as intelligentor brilliant.but in the minds of others.
S.exually
M.olested
A.nd
R.aped
T.wice

Guy: Hey baby are you smart?
Girl: Sure am!
Guy: So you've been Sexually Molested And Raped Twice?

by The Penetratorr November 9, 2010

that whore sucked my dick for so long i got smart and recieved a masters degree in knowlege she must of been a professer or sum shit

by cody decesare January 21, 2008

S.M.A.R.T. - Sexually molested and raped twice (:

Girl : Dudee are you smart ?
Boy: Fuck yeah
Girl: ROFL, your fucken retarded xD

by NguyenH(: November 15, 2009