smagooshis

It’s when you have cuteness aggression toward an animal and you want squish it’s cute face.

You are so smagooshis

by C-Ziddy January 27, 2024

Smacon

When a Spartanburg native with a ripped rectum completes a 42” vertical jump

Alex posted up on a girl and asked if she wanted to see his smacon.

by Smaconbacon February 21, 2024

Slagonomics

When someone discovers that they have zero talent but love to be the centre of attention so resort to starting an Onlyfans to rinse money out of simps by showing pictures of their trotters, arse or just in general by being a bit of a slag.

Person 1: I see Paddy’s ex wife is on Only Fans now.
Person 2: Yeah I think she’s not good at anything really and refuses to get a job like a normal person so she’s resorted to slagonomics! Such an attention seeker!

by Thewilfmeister October 3, 2025

Swagonometry

When your overly fried and have so much swag that you can control it.

Zacari said “You don’t have the swagonometry to comprehend what I’m saying”.

by leekslif3 January 27, 2026

Kiwi Sagon

Kiwi Sagon is a name for a bitch.

Kainoa: I’m really a kiwi Sagon...

by FatPanda67 October 21, 2020

Tony Spagoni

An evil gay brothel owner and drug dealer

ABSOLUTELY A GAY PROSTITUTE

That bitch Tony Spagoni fucked over Lawrence exeter Jr

by Syrex.Slayed September 25, 2023