When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.
Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.
by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016
Get the Washington Wet Smackermug. The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.
by pussypoop14 May 2, 2010
Get the louisiana cracker smackermug. The action of performing oral sex on male genitalia with the male genitalia in the back of the throat, causing vomiting on the genitals. Then gathering the vomit back into your mouth, and continuing to perform oral sex, causing ejaculation. Then you use the mix of semen and vomit to spit it in your partner’s mouth. They then will swallow and digest the vomen (vomit and semen) until the next day. You are now ready to enjoy (eat) your “Louisiana Lip Smacker”.
“Hey, you here that Ivan had his first Louisiana Lip Smacker yesterday?”
“Really? That’s wild.”
“Yeah”
“Really? That’s wild.”
“Yeah”
by love u mama July 4, 2019
Get the Louisiana Lip Smackermug. by lilManiac07 September 26, 2021
Get the Tally wacker smackermug. by daWHACKER2oublesmacker February 23, 2023
Get the Whacker double smackermug. A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.
by Space Turtle November 5, 2008
Get the Cracker Smackermug. Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"
by the tree dog July 12, 2009
Get the dog shitting titi smackermug.