sporty spice

The Spice Girl that was everyone's favorite. Sporty Spice was best known for her track suits, back flips and tattoos.

AKA- the only spice girl that could sing.

Sporty spice:
You take and inch, I run a mile,
Can't win you're always right behind me.

Wow, you are looking very sporty spice today.

by SG06 May 16, 2006

240 shorty

noun; A short woman that weighs no less than 240 pounds. Usually found smoking a burrito like a cigarette and manages to acquire skinny, passive aggressive men that are unable to speak for themselves.

trucker paulsen found a 240 shorty... a match made in fat-heaven.

by chandizl December 16, 2008

slort

definition: a whore in between two sluts
background: a slort is a combination of slut and Whore where the beginning of the word starts with "sl" of slut, then goes to "or" of whore then ends at "t" of slut

dude! that slort is willing to take it to the base

by pendejo April 13, 2004

shorty

a girl, usually attractive.

yo shorty lrt me holla at you for a second

by shaunaty May 13, 2005

Shorty

(n). A young, often preteen, male gang member. "Shorties" are used as look outs for police when gangs are involved in drug or other criminal gang related activity

"Ay, shorty on the corner says 5-0 is headin this way"

by Sophtei January 22, 2009

Shorty Street

To know Shorty Street, which is short for Shortland Street, you need to know where a tiny little island called New Zealand is. New Zealand is off the coast of Australia and is the home of a race of Polynesians called MAORIS and was invaded and conquered by Europeans under the command of the Monarch of Britain. Now, Shortland Street is a show drama show set in a hospital in Auckland City. It is one of those shows that you either love or hate, but the majority of sane people hate it. In this drama, the many employees and associates of the hospital are plagued by numerous bad things that eventually force them to leave. The catch is that they don't know that. It is probably the most famous TV show in New Zealand, and has immortalized lines such as:

---->"Shorty Street is crap!"<----

---->"Shortland Street is on at seven o'clock!"<----

---->"You're not in Guatemala now, Doctor Ropata!"<----

And as if anyone knows where Guatemala is (I thought it was some island near Fiji!)

by Joshua Livingstone July 1, 2008

240 shorty

A short girl who appears to weigh no less than 240 lbs.

drinking zima will put you in bed with a 240 shorty.

by maletero December 16, 2008