Skimming

The delicate operation of using electrical clippers on ones testicles without using the safety guard.

response to gf's question - yelled in response from in the bathroom: Can you just wait a moment honey - I'm a bit busy skimming right now."

by OleMagicHands April 20, 2016

Salerno skim

When you read something so fast and carelessly that you have no clue what the point is.

Did you actually comprehend my feedback? Or did you just Salerno Skim it?

by SaltandWinegar January 4, 2024

Executive Skimming

To review something to such a minimal extent that it can't even count as skimming, while also forming an opinion which is generally outlandish as there is no understanding of the context

Bro, Mike isn't prepared at all again! He was executive skimming again and now spouting nonsense with the CEO! Who's going to correct him!?

by Truffula June 20, 2023

Skim Beeble

To do something too soon.

I was hoping I would get another date with that girl, but my friends said I skim beebled it when I called her the next day.

I was hungry before bed because I skim beebled my dinner.

by Mike Roedich February 5, 2024

Salerno Skim

When you read something so fast and carelessly that you retain almost nothing.

I apologize. I didn’t actually read your feedback. I just gave it a ‘Salerno Skim’ and missed the point entirely.

by SaltandWinegar December 2, 2023

skim toast honey

Referring to a woman who can talk the talk but can’t walk the walk.

Youse ain’t nothing but a skim toast honey.

by Balls Mahoney March 5, 2024

skimming

1. groping by quickly brushing one's hand(s) over the surface of an intimate body part

2. flashing by cutting a slit in a sheet or other thin object, holding the object in front of an intimate body part, and lowering it quickly, giving the viewer a quick glimpse of it through the slit

1. Hey baby, I wanna skim your tiddies!

2. I'm not comfortable flashing my tits all at once, but I'd be alright with skimming them...

by KormitTheeFrOog January 17, 2022