Close Sitter

A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.

if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.

by Badlybornboy July 20, 2012

Desk Sitter

Desk Sitter: Usually someone who delibertly sits or stands on a desk to make people irritated. occurs most during school classes. When someone sits on a desk to get attention or praise. Also known as an attention seeker.

If someone is sitting on a desk one would be referred to as a "desk sitter." If an attention seeking person sat on a desk someone could yell "desk sitter."

by Victoria Tenneele October 21, 2011

yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers

My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off

by jbrow December 8, 2020

wall sitter

One who takes a wall sit position at a party, indicating they are shy, and quite the opposite of the life of the party.

“Did you guys see Morgan at the party this weekend? She was sitting against the wall doing nothing.” “Ya, what a wall sitter!”

by Lil Clauss X September 7, 2022

rim sitter

A poop that is so long that one end sits in the bottom hole of the toilet while the other comes up out of hole and rests on the rim of the toilet hole. Said poop may or may not protrude from the water, which begins to cross over into the rim sitting iceberg territory.

Holy crap, I just dropped a rim sitter in there. That thing was a monster!

by Señor Hanky March 18, 2022

The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.

Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.

by redpillsatori July 15, 2021