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sitchstich

when you create a personality in front of others but when they're alone become a pole and have to stay that way for over an hour until they continue on with their day. if not done, they become suicidal and start to become kathy griffin.
Hey my lil' sitchstich, time for the ritual?
by 9988bex February 14, 2019
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Sitcom fuckening

Is similar to the original term the fuckening where your life is going okay if not normal and then crazy shit goes down but in this example everything goes down exactly like something out of a crazy sitcom comedy where the craziest things you can imagine hit you in the face!
Oh is that a motherfuking parade in my path just great I have to go to work today what a sitcom fuckening! how can this damn day get any better. (Then a batshit crazy ape falls from the sky)
by Zombomb June 8, 2019
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sitcomwanda

sitcomwanda is a twitter account that stans tom holland, ariana grande, wandavision, and avatar: the last airbender. he also secretly stans taylor swift
hey have you seen sitcomwanda’s latest tweet? it’s so funny!
by number1trisfan October 13, 2021
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Dec Sitch

Pronounced (Deece Sitch) A hybrid term of both decent and situation. Used to describe a fortunate turn of events or expressing happiness with how circumstances are playing out.
"He got us both tickets to the concert and then we're gonna go meet those girls afterwards for drinks."

"Ah, that's a dec sitch!"
by Fastball35 December 22, 2009
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Awkie Sitch

An abbreviated term used to describe an awkward situation after the fact, often used in a mocking or sarcastic manner.
Person A: ... and then it just went silent.
Person B: Awkie sitch, bro.
by mickeydubs November 13, 2011
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bitch sitch

1. One's overall situation with women in terms of prospective dating.

2. A situation pertaining to one's relationship with his or her girlfriend.
1. Dude Jamie wants to go on a double date or something, so you need to find a girl quick, what's your bitch sitch like?

2. So I heard you and Leah have been arguing non stop. What's the bitch sitch now?
by Steve Holt! August 20, 2012
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Listen up bitch, here's the sitch.

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.
Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"
by ThatManWithMeanings March 5, 2018
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