singer-shamwriter

A singer-shamwriter is a singer who is labelled a singer-songwriter by their record industry boss in order to boost their appeal by appearing talented, cool and down with the kids. In reality however, the singer-shamwriter couldn't tell the difference between F major chord and an A minor chord. All their actual material is written by really talented individuals who just happen to be fat and ugly and who therefore one wouldn't want to see on Saturday morning television. C'est la vie.

Katy Perry is a singer-shamwriter.

by Singa songa sixpence June 25, 2009

cartman singer

A person who sings like cartman from south park. These people have the ability to sing so badly that its good.

kyle:*singing poker face badly*
john:*laughing*dude keep singing your such a cartman singer.

by makutassead November 10, 2009

Bullcrap dun changed since 1900

Stuff has changed since a long time ago.

Son Bullcrap dun changed since 1900

by societyfailed November 10, 2017

Sincericide

The innate ability to express the truth through words and get in trouble immediately after.

I told the girlfriend that I would like to get to know her better before I can truly and honestly respond in kind to her "I love you." She got upset, got up, dressed up and left. That was relationship sincericide.

by vetclinician March 7, 2020

Syncere

He's A Hot , Smart And Interesting Guy . He Will Always Have Your Back No Matter What.

"I Once Dated This Guy Named Syncere And He Didn't Even Care If I Burped !!"

by Maddy Blue July 12, 2016

marla singer

chuck palahniuk's crazy sexy suicidal character in fight club. The most twisted funny character Ive seen since my accidental conception. She witty, and compares condoms to the glass slipper of our generation,,what more could someone want...

" I havent been FUCKED like that since grade school"
"The condom is the glass slipper of a generation, you put it on, dance all night, and then throw it away, the condom I mean, not the person"

by molly was a good girl July 26, 2008

Singer Bong Writer

A phrase used when one becomes a lyrical genius after toking the reefer, hitting the bong or any other methods for enjoying the THC goodness.

Adj. Someone is a 'singer bong writer'

by Hudson742 October 6, 2009