Simone Simons

Is a Professional German Mezzo-Soprano singer known for being the Frontwoman of the Symphonic Metal band "Epica" since she was 16 years old.

With her red hair, white porcelain skin and beautiful blue eyes.. she has stolen the hearts from her loyal fans and winned attention all over the world thanks to her talent and beautiful voice.

*Simone Simons can be heard too in the video "The Haunting (Somewhere in time)" of the american metal band Kamelot.

* Simone Simons can be found at her myspace web: www.myspace.com/simone_simons or in the band's web www.myspace.com/epica

by AnnChristabel February 27, 2008

Simanjuntak

A ancient clan originating from Indonesia. These people are the most elite of there race. They conquer and fuck shit up. They are totally bad ass and should not be messed with. Also when you are around them you have a feeling your in the presence of a god. Avoid eye contact at all times.

OMFG is he/she a simanjuntak cause they are awesome.

That guy/women must be a simanjuntak cause hes pwnin.

HOLY SHIZZZ THAT GUY JOST GOT DUNKED ON....."that guy who dunked..*sigh*... hes a simanjuntak...oh no wonder..... yah

by IndoBoii April 28, 2011

Simon The Hottie

Simon is the absolute hottest and cutest boy you will ever see. He will make you instantly cum in your pants. His bunda is big, his knockers are bare, he will make you cum with one glance. By far the most alpha, chad male you will ever see.

Person 1: have you seen Simon The Hottie?
Person 2: Yeah, I came instantly.
Person 1: Shiiiiit, I wanna have that experience.

by Simon The Hottie Stan June 23, 2021

Simple Simon

A stupid motherfucker.

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.

by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018

Slimy Simon

The act of bathing yourself in sexual lubricant and proceeding to slide around the floor.

Aye boys, you coming around to slimy Simon this afternoon?

by Lutanint dan September 22, 2020

Simone

Simone is a bad ass bitch and hella fine. She is short, brown hair, brown skin, and fiioooonnne!!!!!! Every guy wants her because she's tough and cute what else can you ask for in a girl. She's is a very private person though she knows how to fight and will protect all of her friends guys or girls she will fight you so run!!!!! A Simone has a split personality she can be the goofer of the century but wen its time to get serious she get serious. A Simone is literally the best person to be friends with

guy 1: Simone so mean but fine

guy 2: Yeah it so weird

by Her BFFF December 20, 2018

simon kaggwa njala

The sole saviour of heterosexuality, often interviewing random gays at his own news show.

- Why are you gay?
- who says I'm gay?
- you are gay!

by simon kaggwa njala (2012)

by ireallylovemelons May 17, 2021