Simp ass nigga

A nigga that goes out his way for a girl that doesn’t fw him/doesn’t want him. He sends her messages everyday knowing she doesn’t want him and is just being nice. He could try to buy her stuff and keep trying to talk to her, but it’s not gonna get him anywhere.

Boy: “How was your day?”

Girl: “good ig”
Boy: “What did you do”
*24 hours later after being left on read*
Boy: *gets depressed and thinks about sending more messages or buying her stuff*
Girl: *Proceeds to keep being nice and doesn’t want to hurt his feelings and just wants to be friends, but will gladly take the benefit out of it*

Someone observing: “damn that nigga really simpin for her. What a simp ass nigga.”

by RobloxianPrince69 July 4, 2019

simple as

Term from the North of England, used to denote that actions are easy. Can substitute for "sorted". A contraction of "simple as simple does". Likely originates from the Lancashire area.

"Vote Tory. Simple as." -- Greggs

by Norf Man November 9, 2020

hot cocoa sampler box

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004

S1MPLEMINDZ

A YouTube Call of Duty commentator. A true silverback, s1mple gives it to you straight and doesn't sugarcoat shit. Though not the best player, s1mple is one of the realest commentators out there while maintaining a great sense of humor. He talks about being successful as a teen, sexual stories, things that piss him off, and more. A lot of people are sensitive to his videos but he's a cool guy. Love you man, waist-hug-mouth-open!

S1MPLEMINDZ:

"A bukakke is when you have one female -- or a dude, whatever you're into. Hey! I don't judge, the bible says not to. There's one female in the center of this room and you got a bunch of dudes just fuckin jerkin their girken until they fuckin spray their white load all over this bitch. And she looks like a straight-up glazed donut.

by Bolo2k10 August 7, 2011

Simp Police

Max McNabb

Someone call the Simp Police, one of the boys is talking to their ex again.

by Bruh123123123 September 9, 2019

it's simple: kill the batman

the solution to all of life's problems.

Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."

by Inco33 October 18, 2008

simple dimplee poo

A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.

That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017