simp

A simp (a.k.a simp sillen) is when a guy known as matt sillen falls for a girl so he proceeds to scoop them in his 2008 Toyota corolla and buys them pods.

Guy 1: See that kid over their?
Guy 2: Yea
Guy 1: He is simp sillen

by dripster69 June 08, 2020

simp

the biggest bitch nigga of them all who ditches the boys to talk to the ladies or the misses

you’re such a simp

by billwogsby January 31, 2020

simp

you
your a fricking simp

Guy one: dude shes hot but she doesnt like me back
Guy two: dude your such a simp

by your fricking mom February 09, 2022

simp

Guan

Guan is a simp

by guanlovesjosiemorethanshedoes March 03, 2020

simp

the one named Krishna, the ultimate simp, the queen of all simps

"Omg, you're such a simp, Krishna!"

by mr wumpus June 27, 2021

simp

a bitch who is in LOVE with someone who dont gaf abt them :,)
cough cough IRENE

bruh irene is a big ass simp for .. yk who😭😭..

by s!utz. May 07, 2020

simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 28, 2022