simp

gregory henry jackson

gregory henry jackson is a huge simp

by pimp4life16 June 9, 2022

simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022

simp

Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention

The VTuber "community" is full of massive fucking simps

by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamName September 2, 2022

simp

a girl called simrah

"wow simprah is such a simp"
"ikr, shes the simpiest simp to ever exist"

by yourlocalgp November 3, 2022

simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022

simp

will smith

A: Yall see the simp slap Chris Rock yesterday
B: You mean Will Smith ?

by waverullahi March 28, 2022

simp

you
your a fricking simp

Guy one: dude shes hot but she doesnt like me back
Guy two: dude your such a simp

by your fricking mom February 9, 2022