Siamese Lightsaber Battle

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.

Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

siamese word

synonym of "polyseme" -- a word (or phrase) with more than one (in the case of a siamese word, typically two) meanings

My favorite siamese word is the word loochie!

Loochie:

definition 1 - variation of "loot," meaning cash, display of wealth (through material objects, including cars, clothes, accessories, etc.)

definition 2 - (portmanteau of "lychee" and "coochie": lychee - tropical fruit native to southern China, coochie - vagina); female genitalia of a desirable smell and/or taste (typically of lychee)

by bubbamama June 19, 2008

siamese pressure washer

when a man docks with another man and both men piss into each others urethras.

hey john, that siamese pressure washer was so nice last night!

by steven p. October 23, 2022

Siamese Sandwich

Another set of terms for the buttocks.

"OMG! Gordilia just caught another flaming combat boot upside the inside of her Siamese Sandwich!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023

Siamese fireback

1. When a lover aggressively performs anilingus on their Thai partner.

2. A pheasant species from East Asia.

I gave my Thai girlfriend a Siamese Fireback last night! Shit was crazy!

I spent 4 years of my life in Laos studying the climate's effects on of the Siamese fireback.

by CJ Pixolotl June 17, 2025

Siamese Dick

When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.

Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?

Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.

by MerpyMoo August 30, 2016

Siamese SeeSaw

When a girl lays down on a gym bench

1 guy sticks it in her ass and the other sticks it in her mouth and they jump up and down creating a seesaw effect

"yoo bro tryna hit a Siamese seesaw on this girl"
"Yea lemme get the front tho"

by Fezzzmannnn December 3, 2025