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Finger shui

Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.
Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!
by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021
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Fuck Shui

I need to organize my office, right now it is totally Fuck Shui
by PTheDestroyer April 12, 2019
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dong-shui

The art of attaining harmony and proper balance in the execution of a difficult sexual position, most specifically as it relates to male performance.
My partner and I were examining the latest Cosmo position suggestion in detail, and found that the dong-shui was rather poor as the athletic requirement borrowed too greatly from my other cardiovascular need.
by Metalman007 December 4, 2012
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Shui

(pronounced Shh-Way, shwāʹ )
Shui is the Chinese word for ‘water’ which represents: health, flow, movement of energy, and balance within an environment. Recently the word has become a response to something said that is understandable, brings balance, and that you agree with with.

Also something that is well said.

As in Feng Shui (fŭng shwāʹ)-
An ancient Chinese system of geomancy used to design buildings, homes and graves to determine the spatial arrangement of things according to rules about the flow of energy. Aimed at achieving harmony, and balance with the environment promoting good fortune and wealth.
Roommate 1: your Ex took the weed I had stashed for the party tonight, so YOU have to replace it. No Reggie shit either.

Roommate 2: Shui
by 213JetSet February 11, 2023
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Yung shui

Yung shui is legitness, Gettn’ this, cardio fitness
by Yung shui November 25, 2018
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Feng shui

The ancient oriental art of extracting money from the gullible.
"I hired the feng shui expert recommended by that influencer on Twitface, and all he did was charge me £500 then take away all my furniture."
by Beermat April 28, 2025
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SHUI Z

It’s a good vibe , anything and everything awesome. Off the Charts , Spectacular. FIRE!

GREATNESS!
Dang this food be SHUI Z!!! Dudddee, that car is SHUI Z!!!
by SHUI Z December 19, 2020
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