Shum

To shit cum

i'm about to shum

by Wastegash November 14, 2020

Shumming

The act of shitting while cumming; the most euphoric experience a human can have

Dude, I was shumming last night and I literally couldn’t open my eyes for like 20 seconds because I was in heaven.

by YourMother0w0 June 18, 2020

Shum

It´s when you shit and cum at the same.

Person 1: I was so concentrated at cumming yesterday that i didn´t notice i shat myself.
Person 2: Dude, that´s called a shum.

by PraiseTheSun202 April 8, 2020

Shum

Verb. To defecate and ejaculate simultaneously

There is no better revenge than to shum on someone.

by Wording long man November 18, 2020

Shummity shum shum

This is another term used for "Shum Egg" It is used to describe Shum Egg, but in a funnier way.

Student A :"Oh look, it's Shum Egg!"
Student B :"Shummity shum shum"

by PedroCubing February 6, 2025

Shum

Noun A shum is someone who is annoying or retarted, they tend to never shut up either.

Stfu shum

by ItIzJR May 11, 2020

Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time. (V.) (shummed, shum)

I was perched on top the toilet seat and I couldn’t handle how hot the girl I just fuck was, that I shummed myself.

I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.

by The shummoner September 1, 2025