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shroomjack 

The sole identifiable element of Kant’s noumenal world that can be viewed entirely in its pure form through the lens of human perception which, while not resorting to subjectivism, still morphs and moulds the phenomena surrounding it. Sussy wojack yeet
“Goodness me, fair companion Trevor the philosopher, after having finished Principia Mathematica, I can’t wait to get my teeth sunk into some Kant”
“Well, I suppose they do say Merton is where the fun goes to die. Good luck in your endeavours all the same- you might even spot a Shroomjack after a reading!”
shroomjack by Gil Oldham July 1, 2021
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shroomerite 

One who is a member of the shroomery.
Yeah I was just hanging out with those shroomerites, it was a blast, as always.
shroomerite by shroomerite February 12, 2005

Super Shroom Sauna 

The "Super Shroom Sauna" also known as "triple S" is the act of eating a meal that involves a large amount of mushrooms until you have massive diarrhea. After the meal has been consumed proceed to rid of this said diarrhea into a toilet(Preferably your own). Do not flush! Flushing will destroy the process! Next, after letting out your mushroom poop bonanza, sit on the toilet for the next 10 minutes and let the intricate aroma fill up your bathroom like a hotbox. Inhale the fumes deeply until you get light headed and can taste it. That is the SuperShroomSauna. For a better effect eat the mushrooms with a side of onions and/or sardines.

Shroomchies 

When you’re tripping balls and you get a sudden burst of hunger
Person 1: Bro it’s sunday we can’t go to chick fil a
Person 2: I lowkey got the shroomchies rn and chick sounds gas.
Shroomchies by Keltonpygott September 6, 2020

shroomdoob 

(Mike throws Frisbee to Zach)

(Zach drops Frisbee, loosing Ultimate Frisbee game)

Zach: Ahhh, Shroomdoob!!!

shroommates 

those two guys (or gals) who live together and do drugs together all the time.
I've become sensitized to interesting smells since moving in next-door to the shroommates.
shroommates by thisgirl10 December 22, 2009

shroomdog thousandaire 

a person with a REMEDIAL bank account, an affinity for the outdoors and gets higher than most...
i would have went to the movies with kathy but, shroomdog thousandaire split a tab of acid with me and talked me into a hike..