by Hahahaha whuddup February 20, 2014
Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that's not even possible, but because ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.
Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.
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Later on in the day:
Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.
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Later on in the day:
Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.
by random_shroom_pseudonym November 17, 2008
Taking the head of the penis and pressing it against a part of your partners body. Preferably if there is cum or another substance on it.
by Forlorner October 17, 2006
a) noun: an intense period of condo building and/or relevant building demolition in order to make room for future condos in a given neighborhood, city, town or municipality.
b) verb: (to): to multiply exponentially or at an alarming/threatening rate
b) verb: (to): to multiply exponentially or at an alarming/threatening rate
Montreal, Canada is now, seemingly in the middle of a real paradoxical condo-shroom, the condo-shroom paradoxically picking up pace despite the legal challenges by The Charbonneau Commission to the spiel of the conscruption-industry.
by Sexydimma July 2, 2014
Man grasps the base of his erection, squeezing, causing the tip of his penis to resemble a mushroom.
by Koonjam and TheBigSmooth December 8, 2009
by DJMADMIKE September 12, 2006
A haircut in which the upper part of the head resembles the top of a mushroom while the rest of the haircut appears normal. It is most common on homosexuals and guys who need better barbers. Often results in the person being called a shroom.
Ariana: Wow Robbie check out Ruels hair it looks like a mushroom!
Robbie: Thats called a shroom cut.
Ariana: What a homo let's call him shroom!
Robbie: Thats called a shroom cut.
Ariana: What a homo let's call him shroom!
by ajp1794 April 21, 2008