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shitaki

The word you say as a fall back in case of a teacher, parent, or superior overhearing you say the word 'shit'.

Also popularly followed by the word 'mushrooms' or 'shrooms' for a little laugh.
(Shitaki usage)

Person2 shows person1 a video of a huge explosion made from a TV.

*A superior walks by*
Person1: oh SHIT!
*Superior overhears the word 'shit' from person1.*
Persion1: -taki mushrooms are so good with rice.
*Superior walks away with a grin*
Person2: Dude, you almost got boned.
by Lolwutmenz March 28, 2009
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Shetland

A small peice of land lost in the middle of the North Sea beteen Scotland and Norway. Famous for: Sheep, ponies, wooly jumpers, puffins, Salmon, Ally Bain.

In the Winter its dark, windy and cold and they celebrate the 'Up-Helly-Aa' festival, or 'Transvestite Tuesday' as it is more commonly known. The constant darkness means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.

In the summer they celebrate the 'Simmer Dim'. An excess of daylight means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.

Also used to describe someone who is inbred.
that man has 6 fingers, must be from Shetland
by islandphilosopher December 10, 2010
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shitacular

adj. Used to describe an event that is astoundingly shitty.
I sat on the train at Disneyland for a shitacular 3 hours.
by Spike76 September 19, 2007
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shitland

A terrible place to be in; somewhere you wouldn't want to live.
I would love to leave this shitland of a country but I'm not moving away from my family.
by am49 August 6, 2014
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shitacid

That particularly vicious yellow-green type of liquid shit that stings your ring piece with such ferocity that immediate submersion in water is needed to cool the pain. Often brought on by over indulgence in chilli and other types of hot food, this is the bile and acid left over from the gastric digestive juices that are designed to break down food within the protection of the stomach’s walls. As it exits from your own back door area you feel a pain guaranteed to make you scream and blubber with each gush.

From the Latin: Acidicus Extremus Rectalis
“Dude – I feasted on some hot wings last night that burned me bad on the way out. But after the normal turd session, I had a bout of shitacid that left me screaming like a baby. I think I ripped myself a wider slot back there for sure.”
From the original screenplay of “Dude, my ring is ringing”

“What ho Jeeves, I was due to play a round of badminton this afternoon with Field Marshall Mountbatten, but I fear a torrent of shitacid might be about to visit my back passage at any moment. What say you attend with us and bring a wad of damp towels with you in case I have to rip out a beastly stream at some stage during the game?”
From Jeeves & Wooster Play Shuttlecock and Balls
by Monty Cornwall January 9, 2008
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Shitacular

Something that went wrong or something that happened and was extremely shitty
Getting your dick caught in the toaster is shitacular.
by Matt April 17, 2003
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shitabrick

e.g.when you find something out that really suprises you /an expression
I about shitabrick when I got off probation in only 2 years>
by jmil September 21, 2003
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