Chuck Norris Shitkick

V. First, you take a big old steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Then, you perform a Chuck Norris roundhose kick on some bitch so she falls down. Finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of shit until she is completely covered. As an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how pissed you are you could do the Donnie Yuen shadow cunt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that bitch square in the cunt.)

"What's wrong with you today, Charlie?"

"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"

by THEBigDaddyC October 4, 2006

shitdick

filling up the toilet until your wang is sitting on the shit you shat.

taking a shit so high it reachs your dick

by jimminy shitpants January 11, 2003

shitlick fagwoman

What the "S" on Superman's outfit also stands for.

Superman: The "S" stands for "Superman".
Batman: And "shitlick fagwoman".
Superman: Yes, and shitlick fagwoman.

by Bad Mojo July 13, 2004

shitdiculous

ridiculously shitty

When something is so ridiculous and so shitty, it is ridiculously shitty or shitdiculous.

Can be compared to:
ridiculous meaning unbelievable
ricockulous meaning more unbelievable than ridickulous

The movie "The Day After Tomorrow" is shitdiculous

by Brian Phillips April 25, 2006

shitdick

1. (noun) An individual so boss at everything they do that other people often feel like their life just got fucked by one giant dick made out of shit. This individual loves to fuck bitches in every hole, including that sweet sweet pussy, but when the opportunity arises (or even sometimes when it doesn't) they're going for anal. Fat, skinny, white, black...when you're a true shitdick you're job is to please everyone, most importantly yourself.

2. (verb) The act of embarrassing somebody tremendously at something they think they are the shit at, usually ending with them running to cry to their mothers only to find the shitdick already balls deep in that ass.

1. "Man that guy just fucked three girls in the bathroom and they're all still walking like they have his giant dick in their ass."
"Yep, that one there's a true shitdick."

2. They were losing badly but staged a comeback in the last two minutes by shitdicking all over their opponents.

by sd_rick March 3, 2011

ShitPickle

A pickle covered in shit to give it a more pleasurable taste.

Bob: I don't like pickles!
Scott: Then try a shitpickle! Tastes way better that plain!

by TheWindSoldier May 8, 2010

shitdick

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 September 7, 2008