shitcum

when your taking a shit but you get to horny and say fuck it im jerkin off and then you shit and cum at the same time

hey sam what are you doing rn?
oh nothing

hey sam wanna talk no im gonna shitcum

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK February 3, 2023

Shitbull

A person who commonly spews bullshit.

Man, that guy's a regular shitbull!

by We Are Anonymous November 12, 2014

shitpump

The act of beating someone so badly at something that instead of “beating the shit” out of them, it comes out in such large volume that it is virtually pumped out of them, hence "shitpumping". Also applies to drinking: If you think you were out of it when you got "shitfaced", wait till you drink so many coors lights that your friends deem you "shitpumped".

“That all chick team seriously sucked at dodgeball, I could have shitpumped them on my own” OR “JS sure went off the chain last night… guy drank 14 Tecate’s, he was shitpumped.”

by Chaad Garlic January 15, 2009

shitbull

shitbull is lke bullshit

are u shitbulling me u bith

by gorge March 7, 2004

shitbucket list

Feeling the need to do something you know you might regret before you die.

Man did I fucking bomb at that open mic night yesterday. Scratch one off my shitbucket list!

by theecomicguy April 4, 2017

shitbup

Shutting someone up by taking your index finger and middle finger and closing their mouth so they cant talk anymore

Connor was shitbupped by Elsa.

by BigFatChicken June 26, 2017

shitbutthairry

a hairy but with shit on every hair.

Man Xavier is a shitbutthairry

by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT November 12, 2018