1. Dick & Jane decided to split the sheets.
2. Dick & Jane decided which of the property they wanted after the divorce and they divided up the property equally between them. Dick & Jane each took half the dishes and they split the sheets equally between themselves.
2. Dick & Jane decided which of the property they wanted after the divorce and they divided up the property equally between them. Dick & Jane each took half the dishes and they split the sheets equally between themselves.
by Dale Thomas September 20, 2008
Get the split the sheetsmug. The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.
by ripplewalk October 26, 2011
Get the Hooker Sheetsmug. a term used to give reference to a pre-birth era before your father's sperm impregnated your mother it was a dribble on the bedsheets.
by Kat November 20, 2004
Get the stain on the sheetmug. 1. In table-top role-playing games, such as Dungeons & Dragons, a Character Sheet is the paper representation of a player character. Its function mirrors that of stat screens and menus in computer and console RPGs, because it keeps track of your character, your character's stats, equipment, etc. In the revised version of Dungeons & Dragons v3.5, Character Sheets are about four pages, the first having the character's name, ability scores, equipped weapons, etc; the second and third pages contain equipment and magic information, and the last page keeps track of your skill ranks and feats.
by aka_pyro July 9, 2007
Get the Character Sheetmug. A flat bed sheet that a lazy, couch potato-type person spreads out on his or her sofa to protect the upholstery from little piles of foods (especially from Fourth Meal) that he or she keeps at hand. Using a snack sheet saves the effort of washing dishes and bowls. Oftentimes, the person (or people) utilizing the snack sheet will do so unclothed. In this case, the snack sheet can further protect the couch upholstery from skin oils and other body soils. Also: a metonymy for sloth and gluttony
They never leave the house on a weekend. They just stay home, watching Lifetime and eating Ritz crackers on their snack sheet.
by CaperGirl June 26, 2012
Get the Snack Sheetmug. 1. When someone tries to say oh shit but with more emphasis and enthusiasm.
2. When someone tries to sound like a black man.
2. When someone tries to sound like a black man.
by Tolegit2Quit February 13, 2009
Get the Aww Sheetmug. by spy robot December 4, 2012
Get the Pillow Sheetmug.