shank

commenly refferd to the action of wanking while taking a shit.

Blake "damn man im so horny and i need to do a shit"
Jason " why don't you just shank"
Blake " good idea..........*sighs*

by Jdogga November 01, 2009

shank

to "pants" someone; to yank on someone's pants so that they fall to the ground, revealing their tighty-whiteys, if they're wearing any. leads to extreme humiliation.

"Girls used to shank each other in my high school. It was a real problem."

by devfk November 19, 2008

shank

Verb: To pull down the pants and quickly insert an erect penis into the anus of an unsuspecting male or female. Usually followed by running away and rape charges.

Dude! That guy just totally shanked your mom.

by Matty194 November 20, 2009

shank

to gangster-ly stab someone

yo gangsta imma shank yo if yo dont get muh money!

by charknowsall February 11, 2010

shank

A more polite way of describing a mans "penis"

I'm missing Shah's Shank.. Means I'm missing Shah's penis etc.

by persianheart September 22, 2008

shank

to beat someone up or to force them to do something.

Jake shanked Ron with a boot.

by Payden Keyes February 03, 2005

shank

To covet or steal ones goods

Dude i totally shanked that dudes beer hahaha!

by mklizzle March 20, 2006