squincher

A sex move whereby upon reaching climax, a man grasps his penis and presses his thumb against the tip like it were a garden hose, producing a similar wide-angle spray.

"How come the bathroom walls are so sticky? Rick must have squinchered again!"

by drinkofindustry January 17, 2009

squinted

when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement

I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.

by squincy May 25, 2010

squingy

a adjective
soft and squishy
not firm

My french fries were a bit squingy so I asked for them to be cooked more thoroughly.

by pathfinder36 May 13, 2005

squinny

Portsmouth slang for a person who moans and whinges a lot.

That lads a right sqinny.
Stop squinnying and have a word with yourself.
He sits shanting in the boozer all day squinnying like a dinlow.

by Danny pompey December 13, 2006

non sequitur

A statement that has little or nothing to do with the preceding statement.

Non sequitur:

Joe: Do you like Green Day?

Bill: I'm hungry for wax fruit.

Joe: Are you high?

Bill: Don't try to catch me, I'm the Mesican drill.

by DeeDurk October 10, 2008

squinted

To get high and your eyes squint.

last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.

by kstan34 July 17, 2010

squingy

Patois or Jamaican word meaning small or tiny, sometimes shriveled

Can be used in a negative or positive way

Woman: Rahtid! luk pon di likle squingy sit'n dey
Man: Eeeh! Sum'n tiny eeh?

by Lyrical88 January 23, 2010