tuna sanchez

When a stripper fingers herself durning a lap dance and rubs two fingers accross the customer's upper lip afterwards.

Brandon was going to eat dinner after the strip club with his buddies but changed his mind after receiving a helping of tuna sanchez from a stripper.

by forge69 January 25, 2010

Smurfy Sanchez

When your doing a chick doggie-style, in a 'Honey Bucket', and you dip 2 fingers into the blue water, and pull it across her upper llip.

I was at the concert, when I hooked-up with this drunk chick, and I gave her the ole' "Smurfy Sanchez!"

by The Seedy G July 26, 2011

Seb Sanchez

A predator who preys on little girls

Seb Sanchez : you cant escape from me now little girl

little girl : please stop touching me i'm only 8

by molureti December 16, 2022

The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez

Its where you crap a log in your own hand and wipe it across the targets upper lip region forcing them to smell fecal matter for a long period of time.

I don't know....The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez is the Second Coming

by ComptonAssRyan March 18, 2009

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila

The best f*cking tequila in the world

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila is the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.

by @thedirtysancheztequila July 21, 2023

Sanchize

The decision of Jets ownership to name Mark Sanchez as the franchise quarterback thus ensuring the ruination of the team.

All of the NFL now trembles in fear of the Sanchize.

by jetsfan1234 December 8, 2012

clean sanchez

After administering a dirty sanchez, the act of licking off the residual fecal matter.

Jimmy lost his appetite after performing a clean sanchez.

by Dan Carlos July 12, 2006