Secondies

Grammatically incorrect form of the term "second year" used by some unfunny firsties who are trying to compensate for their lack of actual humour.

"Secondies is a word"- Aris Karamustafic

by theSecondYear September 26, 2018

secondhand friend

someone who isn’t really you’re friend but is friends with one of you’re friends, so you talk about them as if you’re friends

“Fucking Joel!”
“I didn’t know you were friends with Joel”
“I’m not, by Casey is, so I can it lol”
“So you’re secondhand friends?”
“Yep”

by jjedi January 17, 2019

Secondhand Socialism

The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.

“Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”

by The Federal Press May 3, 2019

Secondhand Meat

When you witness two people having sex and you are pulled into the activity

Guy1: fuck I’m sore

Guy2: why?

Guy1: I got secondhand meat yesterday when Greg and his girl were fucking...and they go at it hard

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 11, 2019

secondhand eating

The term now commonly used to describe the reality of how humans eating livestock means that we are thereby eating all of the food and drinking all of the water that they are and the fact that they consume such a massive volume of food and water actually means that we are doing so, secondhand, and the term itself also implies that we are sustaining enormous damage by doing so.

There is absolutely no doubt that secondhand eating is more destructive to our health and our planet than secondhand smoking ever was.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2023

Secondhand Fucked

When you've jerked off to a girl so many times you feel like you know what she's like in bed.

Did you see Samantha today? I totally secondhand fucked her last night. And this morning.

by jamminwow December 1, 2011

Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.

I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.

by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020