atlantic seahorse

Whilst having sex in a bath, you fuck her doggie style and as you are about to ejaculate you stick your dick up her arse really hard to make her neigh in pain.

Last night I gave my girl the old Atlantic Seahorse, she splashed a bit and I think it went into my mouth.

by Old Kangaroo Cyle September 8, 2014

Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...

Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019

Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach

I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day

by Mozza1 February 16, 2020

Crusty seahorse

A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty’

Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?

Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!

by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020

Chilean Seahorse

After cumming in a female's ass, the male then adds chili sauce to it. The female then proceeds to shit the mixture back out onto hotdogs, where the couple then eats them.

The same can be done with substituting the chili sauce with Sriracha chili sauce and noodles.

Hey honey, are you down for some Chilean Seahorse tonight or are you still full from the Alabama Hot Pocket from this morning?

by BrklynVodka June 15, 2022

retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different

Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him

by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023

Daddy Seahorse

When a gay bottom purges the semen out of a their ass after having anal sex.

That was fun, now I gotta go Daddy Seahorse your load out of me.

by zackofballs January 4, 2024