Descriptive Experience Sampling

A psychological method that seeks to reveal experience directly preceding a beep. Very accurate and probably the best phenomenological method.

I did some descriptive experience sampling with my Grindr date last night, it was hot.

by julibooli August 10, 2020

Sampling

When one gets a Baskin-Robins sampling spoon and sticks it up someones butthole and takes a sample of their poop.

I have been Sampling the girls and guys at my school all year long.

by waitisittuesday October 19, 2012

Simpling

A little simp

Dang this kid a simpling

by Devildogpup February 12, 2021

Scumping

Scumping; verb

A term that refers to when you are afraid (scared), and aroused (cumming), which is scumming - but also, simping for the source of your scumming, at the same time, resulting in scumping.

Eugh, what was that noise you made? Derek, did you just scump? Guys, Derek is scumping! Ew!

by kyrthrix December 17, 2020

shimpling

Using a web site of dubious academic rigour to back up an argument.

I knew Phil was shimpling when he backed up an argument about UFOs with a reference to Art Bell's site.

by Dr.Funkalicious November 3, 2005

Simpling

The person you simp for.

Simpling is a gender neutral term used to describe the Person you have fallen in love with.

"I have a big crush on Harry, he is my simpling."

"Everyone loves Emma, that girl is a real simpling."

by Emily Treeshit May 7, 2021

anal scrumping

The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.

Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.

by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015