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Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.)

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.
I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.
by sobonate December 10, 2012
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SLA (scrotal leg adhesion)

When ones scrotum rubs against the inner thigh creating an unpleasant burning sensation
Dude, do you have any baby powder I have SLA (scrotal leg adhesion)
by Lil 21 Dragon Breath April 13, 2020
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scrotality

similar to brutality ... when a persons own verbal, physical or mental bollocks are inflicted or threatened towards another party i such a way as to cause "scrotality" with intent to harm, defraud or cause suffering to another ...
the way he dealt with the matter like that was sheer brutal bollocks , complete scrotality. how dare that scrote inflict his bollocks views on people so brutally
by schizoprenia isnt lonely February 8, 2014
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scrotal slap

Noun. The sound that is produced from the collision of any surface or object against the scrotal skin surrounding the testicles.
You can hear several scrotal slaps as Clint Eastwood initiates his morning jog.
by Sir Caseingsworth July 23, 2017
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Scrotal vagina

When one scrunches up the skin of the scrotum to make a mass of loose skin and then pushes their finger in to create the effect of a beefy vagina. Why one would do this remains one of life's great mysteries.
Me: Look at my scrotal vagina.
Wife: Why?
by Psuedomatt July 23, 2017
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Going Scrotal

Beyond "going postal", some situations require you to go scrotal on someone or something. To nut up.
by Kirbslirb August 16, 2017
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scrotal shot

When you make a cup using your ball sack, pour a shot in and then a friend drinks the shot.
Mate, that scrotal shot got me so drunk last night.
by Dr.A-double July 27, 2016
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