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Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.)

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.
I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.
by sobonate December 10, 2012
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SLA (scrotal leg adhesion)

When ones scrotum rubs against the inner thigh creating an unpleasant burning sensation
Dude, do you have any baby powder I have SLA (scrotal leg adhesion)
by Lil 21 Dragon Breath April 13, 2020
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Scrotal dew

Testicular sweat. Moisture in the groin area caused by activity or wool pants.
"I worked out for 2 hours this morning, and my shorts are soaked with scrotal dew".
by MstrMike August 29, 2013
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Scrotal Eclipse

A prank, involving two male individuals, in which one is sleeping and the other one squats naked over him and wakes him to his ball bag dangling over his face, blocking any artificial light
"Jerry fell asleep already"
"LOL wake him so he doesn't miss the scrotal eclipse"
by Razor the Different September 23, 2025
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Scrotal Lozenge

A person who is such an annoying asshole they are as enjoyable as a lozenge that tastes like the dirtiest scrotum.
Can you shut the fuck up you goddamn scrotal lozenge
by thunkcunt May 3, 2023
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scrotality

similar to brutality ... when a persons own verbal, physical or mental bollocks are inflicted or threatened towards another party i such a way as to cause "scrotality" with intent to harm, defraud or cause suffering to another ...
the way he dealt with the matter like that was sheer brutal bollocks , complete scrotality. how dare that scrote inflict his bollocks views on people so brutally
by schizoprenia isnt lonely February 8, 2014
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scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.
My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.
by DeathbatForever August 9, 2023
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