Screw that 

Said after someone tells or asks you to do something that you're too lazy or you just don't want to do. Can be used the same as "fuck that" or "I don't want to" .

Jim: Dude pass me a coke?
Bill: Screw that!

Screw that by Steven. L June 16, 2007

screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"

screw the pooch by Anonymous June 5, 2003

screw around 

1.having frivolous sex
2.playing, or wasting time
3.when someone is just kidding

1.Mary is a slut because all she does is screw around with every guy she knows.
2.We didnt do anything, I was screwing around with some friends at the park.
3.Don't get mad i was just screwing around with you.

screw around by Dawn June 15, 2002

screw up 

someone who messes up consistently

Your failing, Jimmy?! I swear it, you're gettin to be a screw up.

screw up by Nicole February 16, 2004

Screw Party 

A traditional type of party in Middlebury College where two people are tied to a bottle of alcohol (usually Champagne) and have to drink it by the end of the night.

Econ-bro 1-Hey bro, did you go to the climbing Screw Party yesterday?
Econ-bro 2- Yeah bro, it was hella turnt!
Econ-bro 1- Hell yeah bro!

Screw Party by noahfan23 May 16, 2022

Screw This Taco Stand 

When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.

after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:

C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.

Screw This Taco Stand by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

screw you 

a nicer way of saying fuck you. usually used when annoyed.

Retard: Pudding sucks!
Pudding lover: well screw you.

screw you by Sarah Ca December 25, 2007