cock screamer

n. A morning wood erection so shocking in its ferocity that the phenomenon has been described by eminent scientists as the physical equivalent of a prolonged, audible scream. Occurs without warning, and does not require sexual stimuli. Usually occurs during sleep, leading to awakening caused by its severity. Duration is commonly protracted. Unlike a typical erection, a cock screamer is hard enough to bang a nail into a wall.

"Ken, I know it's early but I think that's the postman knocking on the front door with my parcel. Would you get out of bed and get it for me? I can't find my underwear again, and the last time I answered the door naked to him, he fell backwards and broke his wrist."

"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."

by VeggieBurger234 April 26, 2017

red screamer

red shiny cock usually held at the base, found in "hustler" magazines. EEEEEEEEPPPP

he squeezed his red screamer, before ramming it in tamanta

by Kevin June 19, 2006

hiroshima screamer

A really fast motorcycle made in Japan

That bike over there really ia hiroshima screamer

by james chadima January 13, 2004

Irish Screamer

When one has sex with a girl doggy style, and simultaneously pounds a beer then places it on her back and slams it in her ass. The reaction being a loud yelping scream.

1. I gave your sister an Irish Screamer, she's very tight.
2. I dont know what was better, the beer or the Irish Screamer.
3. I've never heard an Irish Screamer like that, i couldn't hear for a week.

by SickAsHell June 11, 2006

holy screamer

when you take an altar boy throw him in a pool of holly water and anally rape him.

Did you see father john give that new altar boy a holy screamer last week.

by B Wizzle 2 October 30, 2007

downtown screamer

spreading the lips of a vagina, inserting your face and screaming as loud as you can to the point of that where it echoes and reverberates inside the womb

Like oh my g, jake totally gave me a downtown screamer, i could feel it in my chest and i accidently squirted him in the back of the throat

by Chaz ferguson from myspace July 31, 2006

sandy screamer

A sex position during which the male submerges his penis into sand, preferably in a bucket, then reinserts his sandy penis into the womans vagina.

Bob gave me a sandy screamer, and I still can't walk right!

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010