by Wally the wanker February 10, 2017
by Juicy jesus October 06, 2014
the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty
shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'
TJ- "no mustard!'
by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 12, 2009
by Charles Mckenzie January 31, 2009
A slave that was used to scratch their masters ass, because they were too freaking lazy to scratch their own asses.
by slave owner hater April 13, 2008
by lilyousef December 18, 2020
When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015