Scott 

Someone who spontaneously ejaculates when he sees or hears a jet or when he switches on his extortionately priced computer.

hey- u hear that jet? whoa wtf! why is scott hunched making strange sounds?

Scott by thebitchinmidget October 22, 2008

scott 

Douche bag. Liar and cheater. Two faced. Initially charming, deceiving, and thinks he's better than most people. Racist. Loser. Disrespectful to mother, father, sister, and cheated on every girlfriend he's ever had. Claim to have changed and will go to great lengths to make his lies believable. Only sweet when the chase is in progress. Unintelligent. Very VERY good liar.

Hey, remember that guy I started dating a month ago? He turned out to be such a scott, ugh it's disgusting. I can't believe I didn't see his nose coming.

scott by rocker_D October 19, 2008

Scott 

Drives people crazy and full of lies and extremely selfish

Scott does all he can to hurt people who care

Scott by unwantedcakes January 24, 2019

Scott 

a faggot.

scott suckkkkkz.

Scott by :]<3 vvvvvagina October 9, 2008

Scott 

A whiny, incompetent, self-absorbed guy with the face of a schnauzer and the intellect of paramecium

Girl 1: Wow, my date was such a Scott. In the first 5 minutes he lost my shades when I asked him to hold them for a minute, then later he cried when the stars came out.
Girl 2: Oh no, how awful :(

Scott by Naida December 15, 2008

Scott 

The sibling that everyone has who can screw up miserably and still everything turns out okay.

A. My brother got kiched out of school, but he got a job making $11 an hour.
B. Seriously? Your brother is such a Scott.

Scott by K1L1H March 13, 2010

scott 

Generally someone who is too intelegent for their own good, likes sugary candies, and is flaily. Also describes somene who is anti-social, and would rather play video games than go to the movies.

"Why the hell wont that scott go to the movies?!"

scott by Chaaster999 February 3, 2008