schniggle

when your ski pants get caught under the bar on a chairlift and become impossible to remove

"How do you get out of a schniggle?"
"You wiggle"

by Gabe Lewis January 16, 2008

schnoogler

Someone who stretches their foreskin over the tip of another mans penis for sexual gratification.

Simon Fowler is a schnoogler.

by Mrs Fowler June 3, 2008

Schmogle

To move things around in hopes of getting a more desirable outcome.

I don't like the arrangement of these desks, let's schmogle them a bit, until we are all happy.

by Earl Van Cumberpatch June 13, 2018

schnoogle

An abnormally large nose.

Dude, check out Niel's ugly girlfriend Candice's schnoogle!

by Niel Westphal October 29, 2007

schnergle

The only english word, other than fuck and forms of fuck, that can be: an adjective, verb, noun, and a pronoun. This word can be replaced in it's original form for any word(s) in any sentence and situation. Due to the flexibility of this word, it became highly popular in the 1490's when Great Britains were feeling tard-fucked due to the thought that the world might be round.

Schnerle!!!! I haven't schnergled you for such a long time. How Schnergle have you been? Gettin any strange schnergle? I got this one piece of schnergle that was tight as an ugly third grader. I schnergled the schnerg outta her.

by Schnergle March 25, 2008

schnigglepuffs

a poem

if you beat me it will be dumb luck,
you will never amount to more than a biggie sized fuck.

if their is a hell thats where you'll go you prick, you'll never be more than a 5'4" dick.

not that you have one, cause as we all know, your cock is smaller than mimi me's pinky toe.

when your in hell gettin' mouth fucked by Osama i'll be on earth inseminatin' your momma.

you failed art class and have 9 weeks detention for the next 9 weeks your mom will get my erection.

ya im fat but at least i have a dick the only dick you have is the one between dereks hips.

when you hump his ass he is surehe will follow, all i know is your mom swallows.

winning this fight is easy as schnigglepuffs.

by Da Money March 15, 2005

schmoogle

much like a slut, a term for a woman who is sexually promiscuous in a non-acceptable way, she is considered very disgusing and any man or woman who would 'hookup' with her would be considered the lowest of manly scum, sa well as desperate

The woman working at the register is such a schmoogle shes gotten with every guy who works here.

by Myself2 July 8, 2005