schming

something that goes wrong and is spazzed up

someone who hits someone else in the face but brakes his hand coz they went SCHMING

by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006

schling

a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger

bill: yo let's go rip the schling

by Robert Fletcher October 9, 2006

Schmingo

Perfection

The Jewish Grandmother would accept nothing less than Schmingo.

by Dingyding February 2, 2010

To Schilling

To take a hard penis like object and run around a room jerking it off

Man, that was so weird when he grabbed that bottle of Andre and started to Schilling it

by Sexrobotsexrobot October 31, 2011

Schling

Coming from the Greek word Schlyngite, Schling From the German language translates to Fat, bald and pathetic

That ugly kid sitting two seats next to me is a raw schling.

by Igwiloh July 15, 2016

schmeling

A type of cancer that gives people orgasms every 10 minutes. The cancer also makes autistic kids vigorously hard all the time but prevents semen from coming out of the male penis when ejaculating

Dude, you must have schmeling

by Google Wikipedia November 5, 2017

schmilingo

when you badoink on the do ha

Aww Schmilingo!

by Mr, Fat March 17, 2023