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schlonging

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.
by jakes_son99 June 3, 2009
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SCHLEPPING NACHAS

Comes from the two well know yiddish words, "schlepping," to drag around, and, "nachas," meaning pride.

Dragging around the accomplishments of ones children.

It is no surprise that the Jewish community values intellectual accomplishments, and the Torah tells us to strive for greatness, to become a pillar of our community. In Judaism, a man, is not one who is an accomplished pugilist, or fighter. He is a bookish intellectual, a scholar, a doctor, phd, or attorney.
..oh did I tell you?! Barry is completing his residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital! He will be great doctor, we always knew he would---even in college, he was at the top of his class, the president of all the clubs in high school! ...oh by the way, how is Ari doing?

Oy, there's Miriam, SCHLEPPING NACHAS again!
by halfassjew June 5, 2013
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schlomoing

when you break something and act as though nothing happened.

Esp when you're in the middle of the mess
She's schlomoing
by ericat1544 August 6, 2016
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schloopie

When you first wake up in the morning and you take a piss your penis looks really sad.
Man, my penis looked really schloopie today when I woke up.

OR!

Man, my penis is a sad ol' schloopie!
by Estuardo November 28, 2005
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schlepping

When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.

The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.
I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.
by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 11, 2010
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scooping

when you chick trys to catch the huge amount of jizz leaking from her ass or pussy after being well fucked on her way to the bathroom so she doesn't get any on the carpet.
She was scooping down the hall when I finished with that thing.
by J.F. February 12, 2003
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scooping

When you are having sex or had sex with someone.
Alex told his roommate Ariel not to go in the dorm room because he was scooping for about an hour with the girl from the party and needs to clean up.
by El Argenis A.K.A. "Henis" August 9, 2006
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