Schaden-schämen

Compound word from schadenfreude - malicious joy, and fremdschämen - vicariously embarrassed by someone else.

To be embarrassed for a total stranger, whilst feeling maliciously happy that they're embarrassing themselves.

Watching American Idol: "OMG, look at that girl fail. I've got so much schaden-schämen going on right now".

by PseudoGerman November 6, 2011

Schapepp

To forcefully slap someone in the face with your penis without them expecting it.

"If you puke in my car again, I'm gonna schapepp you right here in front of everyone in the Taco Bell drive-thru."

by LostPuma August 28, 2007

gustav schäfer

the drummer for the band Tokio Hotel. poor guy doesn't seem to say much or ever get much publicity

person one" oh my gosh! i love t.h especially bill..and tom...o and of course georg!
person 2: ya but my fav is gustav schäfer
person one: who?

by XXheartsXX April 26, 2008

Schaefergasam

The Drink among Drinks. use at least a one gallon juice container with halfs of oranges and lemons, fill to the top with a mix of the two. Pour 60 percent smirnoff Citrus with 40 percent Triple Sec. along with a secret ingredient, lets call this LOVE. Let sit in the Fridge for at least 4 weeks. cover with a towel to keep the drink cold while the 4weeks pass.

No One Can drink more than 3 full 12 oz cups.
THE Schaefergasam, the drink of drinks.

Bartender: what will you have?
You: a Schaefergasam

by Dennis Schaefer December 9, 2008

Throwing shade

The act of talking shit to or about another.

We were driving to AC and Sam was throwing shade all over

by Drend February 17, 2017

Schadenfreude

Pleasure from another's misfortune

This economy's producing plenty of opportunities for Schadenfreude as Congress summons multimillion dollar CEOs to defend themselves

by GreatRecession.com February 14, 2009

schudel

1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!

by alanman September 21, 2008