scan

scan is like if a machine scanned your day and then I ask the results of the machine by saying scan

tom dolan might say: scan
one would respond with: grand

by yurt1916 April 19, 2021

Shuric Scan

It is the best (YTPMV) ever

IT WILL BE EVERYWHERE

ALSO I USED IT IN SCRATCH

BEACUSE I DO

I LOVE IT

MADE ON VEGAS PRO

I MADE A SHURIC SCAN
NO WAY LET ME SE ET

by thenumberblockslove June 15, 2025

Scan

Someone who is an absolute loser and very uncool

Ah lads Faye really is a scan

by MF95 August 23, 2021

Scanning Syndrome

When someone chronically misses obvious details and words after reading or looking at written material. A sister of Tunnel Vision.

His sister sent him his OWN number and he proceeded to ask her who’s number that was….clear case of scanning syndrome

by Crecinda613 February 7, 2025

pan scan

ct scan of the head, facial bones, cervical spine, chest, abdomen and pelvis, originally used for patients with severe trauma but now used to prove those body parts exist.

Triage nurse: He broke his ankle/got punched in the nose/ was found on the floor next to his bed/ is demented. Pan scan.
ER resident: He looks ok, but he broke a bone. Pan scan.
Radiology attending: He's got an effing nasal bone fracture. What are they looking for? Why the pan scan.
Radiology resident: I don't know. I didn't ask.
Radiology attending: effing pan scan

by PGY25 April 8, 2025

Blinker scan

The act of trying to find two or more cars with the same blinker speeds at a stop light.

That Ford and that Chevy over there have their blinkers going at the same speed. I caught it on my blinker scan!

by Whipnwhap! December 11, 2009

Scan-doe-shiss

Wrong, Scandalous, Grimy

I can't believe you slept with your sister's husband, that was scan-doe-shiss!

by Shay Photography July 23, 2010