Sausaged

The act of having squeezed one's self into excessively tight clothing to the point where one cannot move and the buttons are screaming for mercy often resulting in an unflattering look.

She sausaged herself into the jeans she wore in high school resulting in a muffin top!

by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009

Sausage

A warning to other males in the room when your droppin your draws so they don't see any weens.

"Yoo Somerville I'm takin a shower now, sausage!" (Somerville will then turn around so he doesn't see his roomate's dick)

by G-Burg's Finest April 01, 2007

Sausage

1. the most amazing food in the word made from mashed up piggys rapped in edible plastic tubing. tis rather scrummy.

2. ~hand a hand with fat, fat fingers

these sausages are scrummy

you have sausage hands, can i eat your fingers?

by Squelchypants November 29, 2003

Sausage

A word used by a male when he sees an attractive female. It is usually said when with a group of friends in a club and it is clearly said in two parts. SAU-SAGE! After a while women realise what it means and it can't be used anymore!

If that guy says sausage at me once more i'll rip his damn balls off, see what he says then!!!

by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 16, 2006

Sausage

fit, buff, good looking.

'a full english with fried bread on the side'

by Rachael December 16, 2004

Sausage

A synonym for cool

Guy 1- I just caught a 1468 XP squirtel.

Guy 2- sausage, bro.

by Pokemongooer July 31, 2016

Sausage

Describes an attractive woman to male friends when the said woman is in close vicinity

The young lady was completely unaware that the group of boys were admiring her good looks when they all started talking about "sausage"

by tom March 11, 2004