sarcasm

the brain's natural defense against the less intelligent

I used sarcasm against the girl who asked a stupid question during class. "The PSLE for P6s?" she asked and "No, for P1s!" was my sarcastic reply.

by humaninexistance August 14, 2023

Sarcasm

When irony has an orgasm.

(based on actual events)

Helen: what's a good quote to add under my definition of sarcasm?

Guy: hand greande pins in every line throw them up and watch something shine
linkin park lyrics

Helen: dude. sarcasm?

Guy: ooooohhh lol, idk
yea i'm hopeless

Helen: with that sarcasm??? heck no....<----(sarcasm)

by Music3is2my1 February 27, 2009

Sarcasm

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: I don't know..
Person 1: Really?!
Person 2: That was sarcasm..

by Carav98 May 12, 2014

Sarcasm

The difference between you and the person who doesn't get it.

Retard: Hey, are you okay?

You: Oh yeah, sure, this car parked on top of me is just separating me from my leg. I'd be much obliged if you could beat yourself to death with it.

Retard: Sure!

You: Sarcasm...

Retard: I wasn't being sarcastic!

You" *Facepalm*

by Rowena Ravenclaw April 20, 2012

sarcasmicness

(n)The level of sarcasm present in a person or statement.

Your sarcasmicness amazes me.

by Ben S. August 11, 2005

Sarcasm

Saying the exact opposite of what you mean with attitude, mostly when someone asks you a question with an obvious answer. Unrealistically hard to use in the YouTube comment section.

Tim: Hey Tom, can I have 40 bucks?
Tom: Yeah... Totally...
Tim: Great! So when can I have it?
Tom: *facepalm*, nobody understands sarcasm nowadays.

by AreialInferno November 8, 2014

sarcasm

alia taghaddos

"oh too bad you're not here"

"oh really?!" -alia

"yeahh"

"i didn't know!" -alia

sarcasm

by DAMAC10 December 7, 2010