salty

The act of being mad, upset, or agitated in a joking situation.

Ernest: You can't even get laid?

David: Shut up!

Ernest: What are you salty.

by UIWUOE June 3, 2017

salty

To be continuously sarcastic in a humorous way, with a slight sting or bite.

Throwing alot of shade today Alyssa. You feeling pretty salty?

by notasourgirl May 14, 2018

salty

refering to someone that is in a bad mood

damn dog stop being so salty. or Damn he didn't get any play he's being a salty dog

by Ricky March 3, 2005

Salty

(adjective)
describing a bitter or bad situation or feeling, commonly used to describe things that didn't go well, or being upset.

"Dude did your bag weigh?" "Yeah it was like 3.9, but like .8 was like tree trunk stems, so not really" "Damn dude that's salty"

"I dunno dude the last time we took his mom's van she was pretty salty"

by matthewXmagical April 10, 2010

salty

stupid, idiotic, dumb etc.

"DAMN i bet u feelin real salty right bout now.."

by Ci January 3, 2004

Salty

Having a lot of attudude. Throwing some serious shade.

Roumina was being real salty yesterday when she was proved wrong.

by SALTYBOY June 18, 2015

Salty

Nickname of baseball player Jarrod Saltalamacchia, current record holder for the longest name in Major League baseball history.

Dang, Salty crushed that home run.

by Gerald Laird March 1, 2009