Salami bitch

A term used to describe someone who possesses salami, and lots of it.

Maddy: I have salami!
Cameron: SALAMI BITCH!

by maddy:D January 05, 2021

Salam Salami

Ulimete swag

You look like a Salam salami

by Penetratie gat 69 January 31, 2021

spoken salami

a type of salami that's very old and moldy (don't recommend eating it)

gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG

by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022

Salami slappers

A girl with a very long labia

Hey man, that girl last night had some salami slappers on her!

by Hdizzle96 April 24, 2018

Islamic salami

Where you take any penis of your desire and cut it to many slices, and eat them with any condiment. Later you shit it out into a condom, freeze it over night and use it as a dildo the next morning.

Man: why did you cut my penis
Woman: to do the Islamic salami
Man: makes sense have a good day

by The corn dog digger August 30, 2022

Costco Salami

Costco is a threat to the offensive class, kinda gay for a Mexican bald dude named Carlos, he averages 14 offensive rebounds per basket. He’s 7’3 and is the worst defensive NBA player in league history.

Costco Salami is so bad at defence

by Daddy Carlos June 03, 2020

Salami dick

A guy, most likely a man whore, whose undercooked dick smells like shit.

Guy: hey, wanna smash?
Girl: get yo salami dick ass outta here. I can smell it from here

by Mark.R August 10, 2019