by v0cal0id March 7, 2021
Get the sal fisher mug.The process in which you press down on your penile shaft after you get to the "half-chub" stage to increase blood flow and erectile activity into the penis. This method is strategic when you are feeling too tired to bone, suffering from old age, low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, or erectile tissue malfunctions due to overuse synthetic steroidal intake. Once you press down firmly enough, you will soon feel a rush of adrenaline from the Salwasser Gods and you may then proceed to thrash any and every vaginal tissue in sight. Please proceed with caution once attempting this maneuver
(CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF UNDER THE AGE OF 35, SERIOUS HYPER-ERECTILE INJURIES CAN OCCUR)
(CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF UNDER THE AGE OF 35, SERIOUS HYPER-ERECTILE INJURIES CAN OCCUR)
Wife: Honey, I just got home late and I am ready to straddle you like the good old days
Husband: babe, I'm really tired, and haven't even got near the quarter-chub stage in months
Wife: Remember the Sal maneuver?
Husband: That's it! Exactly what I needed!
*Husband feels young again and begins to thrash Wife*
Husband: babe, I'm really tired, and haven't even got near the quarter-chub stage in months
Wife: Remember the Sal maneuver?
Husband: That's it! Exactly what I needed!
*Husband feels young again and begins to thrash Wife*
by Sal Maneuver October 20, 2014
Get the Sal Maneuver mug.Also referred to as East Side San Jose. Sal Si Puedes is an old barrio in the East Side of San Jose. This neighborhood use to stretch from San Antonio St. to Ocala ave, and jackson ave to the 101 highway. Sal Si Puedes was a violent neighborhood that started all the way back since the 1940's during the "Pachuco Era" or until this date that is remembered. This neighbordhood was home to famous people such as "Cesar Chavez" and legendary Oldies & soul artist Clifford Coulter. Sal Si Puedes is sometimes referred to the whole East Side of San Jose, in which the East Side was only as big as the radius mentioned back before the 1960s. The name is hardly used and recognized today in which the neighborhood is more simply known as the "Story and King" radius or "El Corazon." Clifford Coulter made songs about the neighborhood such as "Sal Si puedes" "East Side San Jose" and "Alum Rock Park." Cesar Chavez started his movement in this neighborhood, and wrote a book called "Sal Si Puedes (Escape If You Can)"
Sal Si Puedes was the name of the barrio in what is now known as East Side San Jose or ESSJ
Sal Si Puedes in english is "Escape if you Can" in which East San Jose is the most active side of the city of San Jose.
Sal Si Puedes in english is "Escape if you Can" in which East San Jose is the most active side of the city of San Jose.
by mrchicano December 20, 2009
Get the Sal Si Puedes mug."Salt Lake City" (a city in the American state of Utah) as humorously pronounced by the Ugandan character Nabulungi in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Broadway musical The Book of Mormon.
Sal Tlay Ka Siti/The most perfect place on Earth/Where flies don’t bite your eyeballs/and human life has worth/It isn’t a place of fairy tales, it’s as real as it can be/A land where evil doesn’t exist/Sal Tlay Ka Siti.
by Vennn July 25, 2011
Get the sal tlay ka siti mug.The handsomest, most charming guy of the four Impractical Jokers Show. Sal knows how to get dem ladies. His achilles heel, however, is all forms of embarrassing challenges set up by the other guys on the show.
Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.
Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.
(During the "Name Game," in which Sal must call out outrageous-sounding names to people who are waiting to have their named called in an office waiting room):
Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"
Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"
by OregonWarrior October 7, 2017
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Get the sal sal plz mug.A germophobic person who is a joker in "Impractical Jokers". He hates cats and is scared of many things, like virtual reality horror, corn mazes, sewards, and haunted houses.
by kue serabi September 16, 2017
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