Bro Scientist

In simple terms: A Bro Scientist is someone who is asked for advice on broscience. The gym conversation of advice on how to workout, get results, etc. Sometimes they are right, but often times they are not. The term is often used as a light joke as a knowing nod that this type of advice is not always helpful.

A couple of my buddies just started working out and come to me and some other lifters (bro scientists) for advice.

by js1975 September 1, 2020

not a scientist

Amy Coney Barrett's self-characterization when asked her views on climate change, which she describes as 'controversial' when it is a settled matter globally among those who are indeed scientists.

"Do you believe that climate change is happening and threatening the air we breathe and the water we drink?" Kamala Harris asked.
"I will not express a view on a matter of public policy... that is politically controversial" Judge Barrett answered. "I am not a scientist."

by Monkey's Dad October 16, 2020

Sunday Scientist

A person who suddenly cares about science when major science news is happening. Comparable to a "sunday christian."

"This Mars landing sure is bringing a lot of 'sunday scientists' out of the wood work."

by Tony Tornado August 9, 2012

not a scientist

Often used in the phrase "I'm not a scientist, but...". Followed by what the speaker believes to be sound advice (it isn't). The speaker is trying to qualify the advice, as if the advice is so brilliant that you might confuse him for an expert.

Troll: I'm not a scientist, but if don't have a charger, you can try microwaving your phone. Apple just started a smear campaign against this to sell more chargers.

Derp: How does that work again?

Troll: I dunno. I'm not some virgin geek, brah.

by metatroll September 1, 2013

Mr Scientist

:troll:

When all Mr Scientist wants to do is play Diablo 4, but they won't admit it.

by Mr Scientroll June 5, 2023

Mad scientist

Some fucking retarted mad man who creates potions and shit to bring dead serial killers back to life.

You motherfuckin mad scientist!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Scientists

People puzzled/baffled by the way some of the countries with the lowest vaccination rates (such as those in Africa) are also having the lowest overall spread of the coronavirus.

The countries that scientists thought would be the worst grief tragedy sympathy stories in the grief tragedy sympathy industry, the ones with bodies piled high in the streets, ended up being some of the least affected while also being the least vaccinated.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021