Rueter

The act of plugging your anus with a tampon then placing the shit-covered pussy plug into someone's ear.

Go ahead.. keep it up and I'll fuckin rueter you in your sleep.

by MMJ! November 30, 2007

runners scum

The white, thin, stringy residue you acquire from running miles upon miles outside. Usually appears after going from outdoors to indoors, but is also present in the heat. No matter how many times you lick your lips or wipe your face, you always seem to miss some.

We ran intervals today at practice.. i have some mad runners scum on my lips

by legitazshit February 20, 2011

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013

runger

The hunger felt while running

The smell of those takeaways we ran past gave me runger

by nerfherder May 5, 2016

sink-runner

One who is afraid of doing what it takes to get the job done. In relation to giving a male oral sex and running to the sink instead of swallowing.

My friend is such a sink-runner, he wouldn't come downtown and pick me up when my car broke down.

by dr.js September 14, 2008

[linen runner]

one who runs linens from one point to another

john: i got the job at the resort and instead of management i carry towels all day

tom:so your a linen runner

by wesleytjohnson October 11, 2008

Stud Runners

an word a woman would use to describe a attractive nonhomosexual male runner who runs alot in the intent of making the females hott, they also have awesome abs and wear skanky short shorts

cross country girl-" Wow that scotty is such a Stud Runners he just finished a 17 mile run".

by awesome runner May 12, 2010